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Prison vs. Work

• In prison you spend the majority of your time in a 10×10 cell.
  At work you get a 6×6 cubicle.
  
• In prison you get three free meals per day.
  At work, you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
  
• In prison you get time off for good behavior.
  At work you get more work for good behavior.
  
• In prison the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
  At work you have to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.
  
• In prison you get to watch TV and play games.
  At work, you’ll get fired for doing that.
  
• In prison you get your own toilet.
  At work, you have to share a toilet with folks who pee on the seat.
  
• In prison they allow you to see your friends and family.
  At work, you’re not even supposed to speak to them.
  
• In prison you spend most of your time inside bars wanting to get out.
  At work, you spend most of your time wanting to be in bars.
  
• In prison you have to deal with a sadistic, irritated, grumpy and impatient warden.
  At work, he’s called your boss.