Snow one liners


What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!

What's ice ?
Skid stuff!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!


Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!

How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !

How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo !

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?
I.C. !

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